THE OUTNUMBERING DEAD

by James Palmer

I found him in one of the darker corners of the city, an alleyway

splattered with vomit and disposable diapers, where he had coughed out his

last blood. I'd heard his dying across the city, sensed the hungry ghosts

gathering round him as he slipped away. They always circle around the

dying, drawn by the lowness of the tide there. As I parked my car and

hurried across the street, ignoring the streetwalkers and the familiar

revenant that lurched in front of me, clutching at my face with

ineffectual spectral hands and pleading for forgiveness (maybe later, but

I knew what he had done in life, and he was not one of my highest

priorities), I wondered if I was too late, if the enemy had already gotten

there.

I was just in time. As I switched my flashlight on I heard them scuttle

away, denied their food this time. I sniffed their secretions, smelling

their bitterness and frustration. I marked a warding circle around the

corpse anyway, in blue children's chalk, just in case they decided to

return, then knelt down to examine my latest patient. Pulling on my

gloves, I turned the body over. Thankfully, he was old; the young are

always the worst, but the old, at least, are understandable. He looked

in his seventies, was probably younger, but marked by a long life on the

streets. Wrapped in numerous layers of clothing, a ragged red overcoat on

top, and with a full, unkempt white beard, he looked like a twisted parody

of Santa Claus.

I whispered words beyond the sea, calling up a ghost I knew to distract

the whore outside. I watched him conjure up a body from mist and air

before me, solidifying it into a pretty good impersonation of his human

form, complete with business suit and slightly worried look, a perfect

imitation of a middle-aged john. If you looked down, you would have

noticed that he was going barefoot, and that his toenails were over two

inches long, but in darkness, he would pass. He left the alley and

engaged the prostitute in conversation, drawing her away within thirty

seconds. The poor woman would get a shock later when he dissolved,

leaving only salt and tears, but such is life. I hauled the corpse up with

a grunt, not being a strong woman, and hefted him back across to my car,

slinging him in the well-sealed boot.

When I got back to my countryside home, I had only a couple of hours of

night left, and I didn't fancy having him sitting around my house for the

day, so I decided to dispose of him asap. I had a grave fresh-dug, hidden

from prying eyes by the shadow of large trees, and keep four or five

coffins in the shed, so I had no preparation problems save the name. I

checked for any ID - nothing, so I had to take the hard option. I tried

to sing up his spirit, but it was reluctant to come, so I drank a slug of

whisky, pissed on the ground around him, kissed his open lips and asked

Them for his name. William Vonney. They should always be put in the

ground named; the Scuttlers can find them otherwise, which is one of the

many reasons I don't leave this job to the town authorities. Every

nameless soul they take is a victory for the dark.

I blessed him, gave what absolution I could for any sins he might have

committed, wished him a safe and speedy voyage, and lowered him into the

ground, covering him with the forgiving earth. Some use an assistant for

this, not willing to break taboo by touching dead flesh, but I find a pair

of gloves work well enough I sighed as I felt the reassuring covering of

power across me from the just-finished ceremony, and went back inside to

cook my supper, just as dawn was breaking One of the many bad points of

being a necromancer is largely having to work nights.